by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 298th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 445th Rudest Citizens: 461st
The Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
For our homeland, always ready!
President Anthony Jackson
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.09 billion

LeaderPresident Anthony Jackson


The Republic of Aetulia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Anthony Jackson with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, aversion to nipples, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 6.09 billion Aetulians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valyria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Aetulian economy, worth a remarkable 2,011 trillion Drakkars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 330,340 Drakkars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,292,385 per year while the poor average 57,522, a ratio of 22.5 to 1.

Captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, and tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aetulia's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Aetulia is ranked 138,957th in the world and 7,741st in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 48.52 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most Secular: 298thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 445thRudest Citizens: 461stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 742ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 880thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 919thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,045thLargest Retail Industry: 1,057thHighest Average Incomes: 1,124thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,282ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,337thMost Influential: 1,582ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,621stMost Cultured: 1,699thTop
Smartest Citizens: 1,942ndLargest Publishing Industry: 2,051stMost Developed: 2,066thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,285thHealthiest Citizens: 2,462ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,229thLargest Black Market: 3,681stLargest Governments: 3,791stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,413thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,632ndHighest Economic Output: 5,935thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,007thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,599thMost Efficient Economies: 6,602ndLowest Crime Rates: 6,975thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,767thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,974thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,108thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 9,679thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,697thMost Stationary: 13,207thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,291stHighest Drug Use: 15,924thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,995thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,588th
Most Secular: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 25th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 34th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 43rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 44th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 45th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 50th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 54th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 57th in the regionMost Cultured: 76th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 77th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 93rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 104th in the regionLargest Black Market: 115th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 120th in the regionMost Developed: 122nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 131st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 131st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 166th in the regionLargest Governments: 185th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 204th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 228th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 289th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 313th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 336th in the regionMost Stationary: 337th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 344th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 356th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 401st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 441st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 446th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 502nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 526th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 535th in the regionMost Influential: 643rd in the regionLargest Populations: 696th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 774th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 896th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aetulia, tourists flock to see the giant stone carvings of historical leaders at Mount Rushless.
  • : Following new legislation in Aetulia, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Aetulia, unshaven men are viewed with suspicion in courts of law.
  • : Following new legislation in Aetulia, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.
  • : Following new legislation in Aetulia, Dragons are considered a delicacy.
  • : Aetulia endorsed The Holy Inseparable Regalia of Castle Federation.
  • : Aetulia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Aetulia, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names.
  • : Aetulia endorsed The You're Adopted of Loli County.
  • : Aetulia was endorsed by The You're Adopted of Loli County.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 239 » Alunya, El Fiji Grande, Cloydicia, Territorio di Nessuno, Notyoutopia, Shibutani, Shin-Hachioji, The Rhein States, Corfad, Sinelona, PlanetPunk, Suicidistan, Omnistria, Justanistan, New Pruessen, Uganda Knuckles UK, Great Bights Mum, Sunto, Buckerino, Sundred, Dar es Saalam, Koda-Land, Bearical, North Bratislava, Bayern-Straubing, Steraz, Newpromisedland, Ninjak30, Dreadton, Ara Antrizuls, Outer Egorniand, Maott, Pallaith, Federation Terra Australis, Ainsworth, Yaorozu, Shadowrik, Pasargad, Napnomadia, Spartoptia, Ostrinios, Malta Comino Gozo, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Kwaj, Holy Oranz, New Bremerton, Lunallian, Wilkshire, Frances Francis the First of France, Amauri, and 189 others.Wineclaw, Renzic, THX1138, Black Templares, Ozstan, Sil Dorsett, Kasazzastan, Guer Aike, General COE, Rionion, Partax, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Siwale, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Niradans, Joodey, Union of Austria-Hungary, Unsophisticate, Selfgradatude, Q w e r t y, The Iron Lions, Votak Matim, The United States of Romania, Vincone Cae, United Draconia, Ofemerica, The Sinclarian Provinces, SchoolHouse Rock, Panama Coalition, Egalico, Tappan Hills, Solmetria, Torakuen, Jasminlandia, SillyString, Sakaryata, Warsaw-Halicz, Osiris-Rex, The Chelles, Divine Eulogy, Far Easter Republic, Ethnon, Sheldanada, Saturns Edge, Guslantis, Zemnaya Svoboda, The Stratosphere Islands, Sanjurika, Spunkland, Kirostan, Mazeoftime, Bohr Einstein, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Camarthen, Novare Res, The Notorious Mad Jack, Ibiscaton, Racoda, Ucatski, The Most Freedom Ever, Noiah, Orado, Norostilors, Acrabinnia, Orven, Empy, The Austro Germanic Union, The Cascade Regions, VarDrade, Sea Ghost, Misuvelia, Haor Chall, Sacrento, Beta Centauri B3, Plangainer, Asgardira, Peldorn, San Xavier, Soviet Terran, Steampunk Ariel, Angwayster, Trillius, Marijuana Haven, Alyrria, Impler, Yeezy, Hircea, Lower Nubia, Sou Tros Soceland, Ka Ching, Intrapolia, Anarcho-Islamystica, Vikingiarchy, Lost Staria, Durgron, The Pantheons, Xandarnia, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Frostopia, Californian Redwood, Fayyayid, Sirecho, The First Ever Galactic Empire, Unimaginable Doom, Astronomical, Norepinephrine, Miruma, Terkoma, Liberum Mundi, Victoriaans Nederlands, Valhalla123, Ejhsa, Senkaiboashi, National Goats, New Caeitanordia, Amerian States, Slippers, Rkainjel, Yalkan, Tamgu, Seidr Wyrd, British Pacific Islands, Dugariana, Lomjia, Apetopia, Cors Evia, Huks Gares, Aratani, Sunaiya, Thiammyalllaland, Moisus, East Spopovichka, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Iotar, Karazan, Chukstik Illahi, Pomur, French Bananastan, Yummy Blubber, Holy Marcus Empire, Bonjoura, Peolt, Your future world, Ikea Rike, Lesbian Femdom, Diodone, BrightFutures, Afrille, Free Azzaca, Wizarda, Abject Ludicrosity, Fracedonia, Pauliestien, Legendsland, New Austra, North Armatas, COCOPUFFS, Sockmanland, Kingdom of Destsky, Moubarakistan, Scrubbertalia, Genuflect, Wodan, Kosackia, Brettenia, Centromuria, Free Culture, The Black Cathedral, Republic of New Atlantis, Elmo is a commie, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Castle Federation, Amoskeag, Noahs Second Country, Vernest Quill, North Altatude, Conservadoria, Former English Colony, Rynion, Helia Geopes, Test for a new hope, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Elder Realms, Kuveria, Antityranicals, Hileville, and Loli County.

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