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Most Primitive: 55thMost Devout: 107thMost Ignorant Citizens: 129th
The Poetic Tendencies of
Psychotic Dictatorship
But for paper, wars would be rare
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Few

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Aersoldorf

Population22.771 billion

CapitalAim Your Missiles Here
LeaderZaphod Beeblebrox
FaithChristianity

CurrencyEnslaving Enabler
AnimalYeti

The Poetic Tendencies of Aersoldorf is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Zaphod Beeblebrox with an iron fist, and remarkable for its daily referendums, lack of airports, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 22.771 billion Aersoldorfians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The minute, moralistic government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Spirituality, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Healthcare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aim Your Missiles Here. Income tax is unheard of.

The sizeable but stagnant Aersoldorfian economy, worth 43.2 trillion Enslaving Enablers a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 1,899 Enslaving Enablers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

A valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales', the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, children get arrested for floating paper boats on lakes, and all you have to do is pray to get into Aersoldorf. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Aersoldorf's national animal is the Yeti, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Aersoldorf is ranked 254,770th in the world and 1,806th in 10000 Islands for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -50.13 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Primitive: 55thMost Devout: 107thMost Ignorant Citizens: 129thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 454thMost Influential: 627thLeast Corrupt Governments: 695thBest Weather: 788thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,310thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,455thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 3,009thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,820thLargest Populations: 6,157thSafest: 6,890thMost Armed: 11,382ndTop
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Most Conservative: 15,162ndMost Authoritarian: 16,836thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,305thMost Stationary: 22,260thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,485th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 26th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 31st in the regionLargest Populations: 50th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 66th in the regionMost Influential: 79th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 92nd in the regionMost Armed: 105th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 114th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 116th in the regionSafest: 129th in the regionMost Stationary: 166th in the region

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