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Most Primitive: 62ndMost Devout: 107thMost Ignorant Citizens: 135th
The Poetic Tendencies of
Psychotic Dictatorship
But for paper, wars would be rare
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Few

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Aersoldorf

Population23.747 billion

CapitalAim Your Missiles Here
LeaderZaphod Beeblebrox
FaithChristianity

CurrencyEnslaving Enabler
AnimalYeti

The Poetic Tendencies of Aersoldorf is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Zaphod Beeblebrox with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, state-planned economy, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 23.747 billion Aersoldorfians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The minute, moralistic government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aim Your Missiles Here. Income tax is unheard of.

The sizeable but stagnant Aersoldorfian economy, worth 50.4 trillion Enslaving Enablers a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 2,123 Enslaving Enablers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Harry Potter books are banned, oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, and putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Aersoldorf's national animal is the Yeti, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Aersoldorf is ranked 161,862nd in the world and 803rd in 10000 Islands for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 2.82 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

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Most Primitive: 62ndMost Devout: 107thMost Ignorant Citizens: 135thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 458thMost Influential: 655thLeast Corrupt Governments: 705thBest Weather: 838thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,412thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,438thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 3,101stLargest Populations: 6,005thSafest: 6,208thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,653rdMost Conservative: 9,801stMost Armed: 11,532ndTop
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Most Authoritarian: 15,309thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,584thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,080thMost Stationary: 20,565thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,511th
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 20th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 24th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 25th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 32nd in the regionMost Conservative: 48th in the regionLargest Populations: 55th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 79th in the regionMost Influential: 83rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 83rd in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 101st in the regionSafest: 127th in the regionMost Extreme: 144th in the regionMost Stationary: 154th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 166th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aersoldorf was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Aersoldorf, putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument.
  • : Aersoldorf lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • : Aersoldorf lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Aersoldorf, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Aersoldorf, oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys.
  • : Following new legislation in Aersoldorf, Harry Potter books are banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Aersoldorf, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
  • : Following new legislation in Aersoldorf, government officials who do an offal job get smoked.
  • : Following new legislation in Aersoldorf, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.

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