Population | 37.412 billion |
Currency | aero |
Animal | fly |
The Red Back Puppet of Aeroguard is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, enforced nudity, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 37.412 billion Aeroguardians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The enormous but underdeveloped Aeroguardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,194 trillion aeroes a year, is led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,930 aeroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Aeroguard's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded, citizens rise at daybreak every day for mandatory exercise, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aeroguard's national animal is the fly.
Aeroguard is ranked 88,712th in the world and 1,288th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 513.56267131968 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Aeroguard's influence in The North Pacific fell from "Minnow" to "Nipper".
- : Aeroguard's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Aeroguard was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Aeroguard was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of Petronellania, curing 29 million infected.
- : Aeroguard was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of Petronellania, curing 55 million infected.
- : Aeroguard was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of Petronellania, curing 114 million infected.
- : Aeroguard was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of Petronellania, curing 110 million infected.
- : Aeroguard was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of Petronellania, curing 88 million infected.
- : Aeroguard was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Empire of African-Empire, infecting 68 million survivors.
- : Aeroguard was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 5% for Most Dead.