The Federal Republic of Aeristogo is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gramuire Fossklo with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 24.454 billion Aeristogoans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Social Policy, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bhaudra. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Aeristogoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,019 trillion aeristis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 164,384 aeristis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The aphorism "there's no need to argue" has been dismissed by Aeristogoans, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high, and re-education centers are being added to most prisons. Crime is totally unknown. Aeristogo's national animal is the alligator, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Aeristogo is ranked 236,762^nd in the world and 7,534^th in Balder for Rudest Citizens, with 6.13 insults per minute.