The Kingdom of Aerinos is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Joseph Shi with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 5.39 billion Aerinosians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goldmoor. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aerinosian economy, worth 569 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,650 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

No one born in Aerinos can fix a leaky faucet, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Aerinosian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aerinos's national animal is the Grey wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Aerinos is ranked 32,350^th in the world and 1,148^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 81.35 law-abiding acts per hour.