Population | 4.939 billion |
Capital | City of Gold |
Currency | Golden Card |
Animal | Gold Unicorn |
The Legendary Nation of Aerilias Legendary Puppet is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.939 billion Aerilias Legendary Puppetians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Gold. The average income tax rate is 56.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Aerilias Legendary Puppetian economy, worth a remarkable 1,135 trillion Golden Cards a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 229,885 Golden Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
Warning signs caution Aerilias Legendary Puppetians where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', the nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, and pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aerilias Legendary Puppet's national animal is the Gold Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Aerilias Legendary Puppet is ranked 4,470th in the world and 87th in Nerdlandia for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 16,715.84 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Aerilias Legendary Puppet, pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute.
- : Following new legislation in Aerilias Legendary Puppet, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground.
- : Following new legislation in Aerilias Legendary Puppet, the nation's children are known for being even more apathetic and cynical than their parents.
- : Following new legislation in Aerilias Legendary Puppet, warning signs caution Aerilias Legendary Puppetians where they may fall off 'the edge of the world'.
- : Following new legislation in Aerilias Legendary Puppet, town welcome signs list corporate sponsors.
- : Following new legislation in Aerilias Legendary Puppet, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation.
- : Following new legislation in Aerilias Legendary Puppet, videogames like 'Equalia: Knights of Self-Confidence' are proving inexplicably unpopular.
- : Following new legislation in Aerilias Legendary Puppet, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Aerilias Legendary Puppet.
- : Following new legislation in Aerilias Legendary Puppet, the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus.
- : Following new legislation in Aerilias Legendary Puppet, Gold Unicorns with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped.