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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 6,264thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,353rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,704th
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Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Aerilian ripoff ripoff ripoff ripoff

Population3.664 billion

CapitalFake Unicorn Metropolis
LeaderFake Unicorn Leader
FaithFake Unicorn Worship

CurrencyRipoff
AnimalFake Unicorn

The Ripoff of Aerilian ripoff ripoff ripoff ripoff is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Fake Unicorn Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.664 billion Aerilian ripoff ripoff ripoff ripoffians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fake Unicorn Metropolis. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aerilian ripoff ripoff ripoff ripoffian economy, worth 527 trillion Ripoffs a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 143,936 Ripoffs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, and courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Aerilian ripoff ripoff ripoff ripoffians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aerilian ripoff ripoff ripoff ripoff's national animal is the Fake Unicorn, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Fake Unicorn Worship.

Aerilian ripoff ripoff ripoff ripoff is ranked 77,897th in the world and 92nd in Nerdlandia for Most Stationary, with 621.81226176212 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 6,264thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,353rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,704thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,919thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,588thMost Patriotic: 11,639thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,017thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 16,015thLargest Black Market: 16,610thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,071stHighest Poor Incomes: 21,279thMost Subsidized Industry: 24,079thHighest Average Incomes: 24,580thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,854th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionMost Cultured: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 23rd in the region

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