Aerilian ripoff ripoff ripoff ripoff
Population | 3.664 billion |
Capital | Fake Unicorn Metropolis |
Leader | Fake Unicorn Leader |
Faith | Fake Unicorn Worship |
Currency | Ripoff |
Animal | Fake Unicorn |
The Ripoff of Aerilian ripoff ripoff ripoff ripoff is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Fake Unicorn Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.664 billion Aerilian ripoff ripoff ripoff ripoffians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fake Unicorn Metropolis. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Aerilian ripoff ripoff ripoff ripoffian economy, worth 527 trillion Ripoffs a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 143,936 Ripoffs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, and courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Aerilian ripoff ripoff ripoff ripoffians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aerilian ripoff ripoff ripoff ripoff's national animal is the Fake Unicorn, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Fake Unicorn Worship.
Aerilian ripoff ripoff ripoff ripoff is ranked 77,897th in the world and 92nd in Nerdlandia for Most Stationary, with 621.81226176212 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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- : Following new legislation in Aerilian ripoff ripoff ripoff ripoff, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Aerilian ripoff ripoff ripoff ripoffians.
- : Following new legislation in Aerilian ripoff ripoff ripoff ripoff, commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations.
- : Following new legislation in Aerilian ripoff ripoff ripoff ripoff, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony.
- : Following new legislation in Aerilian ripoff ripoff ripoff ripoff, Members of Parliament are often found living in cardboard boxes.
- : Following new legislation in Aerilian ripoff ripoff ripoff ripoff, the Man in the Plastic Mask has been imprisoned in the Capital Penitentiary.
- : Following new legislation in Aerilian ripoff ripoff ripoff ripoff, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Fake Unicorn Leader's throne.
- : Following new legislation in Aerilian ripoff ripoff ripoff ripoff, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos.
- : Following new legislation in Aerilian ripoff ripoff ripoff ripoff, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings.
- : Following new legislation in Aerilian ripoff ripoff ripoff ripoff, nocturnal light pollution is mostly blue.