Population | 7.741 billion |
Capital | North Pacific City |
Leader | Aerilia |
Faith | Violet |
Currency | Northern Dollar |
Animal | Unicorn |
The In TNP of Aerilia in TNP is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Aerilia with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.741 billion TNPers are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Pacific City. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient A TNPer economy, worth a remarkable 2,398 trillion Northern Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 309,797 Northern Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, and engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aerilia in TNP's national animal is the Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Violet.
Aerilia in TNP is ranked 19,846th in the world and 676th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 5,291.05 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Aerilia in TNP, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy.
- : Following new legislation in Aerilia in TNP, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers.
- : Following new legislation in Aerilia in TNP, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
- : Following new legislation in Aerilia in TNP, Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers.
- : Aerilia in TNP was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Aerilia in TNP, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Aerilia is a silly poophead.
- : Following new legislation in Aerilia in TNP, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
- : Following new legislation in Aerilia in TNP, people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Aerilia.
- : Following new legislation in Aerilia in TNP, printing ink yields Violet's biggest return on investment.
- : Following new legislation in Aerilia in TNP, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.