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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 436thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 835thLargest Mining Sector: 851st
The In TNP of
Authoritarian Democracy
Aerilia is in TNP
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Aerilia in TNP

Population7.741 billion

CapitalNorth Pacific City
LeaderAerilia
FaithViolet

CurrencyNorthern Dollar
AnimalUnicorn

The In TNP of Aerilia in TNP is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Aerilia with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, public floggings, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.741 billion TNPers are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Pacific City. The average income tax rate is 76.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient A TNPer economy, worth a remarkable 2,398 trillion Northern Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 309,797 Northern Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers, and engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aerilia in TNP's national animal is the Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Violet.

Aerilia in TNP is ranked 19,846th in the world and 676th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 5,291.05 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 436thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 835thLargest Mining Sector: 851stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,138thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,633rdMost Patriotic: 1,660thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,736thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,023rdLargest Black Market: 2,281stMost Devout: 2,368thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,437thHighest Average Incomes: 2,723rdTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 5,202ndMost Avoided: 5,615thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,979thLowest Crime Rates: 6,824thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,596thMost Efficient Economies: 8,070thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,362ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,480thLargest Governments: 10,798thHighest Economic Output: 10,918thHealthiest Citizens: 10,995thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,637thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,471stHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,008thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,290thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,170thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,846thSmartest Citizens: 20,823rdMost Influential: 22,019thHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,553rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,821st
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 37th in the regionMost Patriotic: 49th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 59th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 62nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 62nd in the regionMost Devout: 65th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 70th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 98th in the regionMost Avoided: 102nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 155th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 162nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 164th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 180th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 226th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 252nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 285th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 306th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 313th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 347th in the regionLargest Governments: 397th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 429th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 461st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 474th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 481st in the regionMost Stationary: 513th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aerilia in TNP, engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy.
  • : Following new legislation in Aerilia in TNP, the men in trenchcoats hanging around playgrounds are actually police officers.
  • : Following new legislation in Aerilia in TNP, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Aerilia in TNP, Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers.
  • : Aerilia in TNP was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Aerilia in TNP, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Aerilia is a silly poophead.
  • : Following new legislation in Aerilia in TNP, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Following new legislation in Aerilia in TNP, people are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Aerilia.
  • : Following new legislation in Aerilia in TNP, printing ink yields Violet's biggest return on investment.
  • : Following new legislation in Aerilia in TNP, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts.

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