The Island Nation of Aeoooya is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 12.37 billion Aeoooyans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Colmilou. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Aeoooyan economy, worth a remarkable 2,250 trillion Nokangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 181,946 Nokangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Millions of Aeoooyans are excellent swimmers, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene, and jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aeoooya's national animal is the Okapi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aeoooya is ranked 3,978^th in the world and 116^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 119.45 law-abiding acts per hour.