by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 184thMost Advanced Public Transport: 253rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 514th
The Island Nation of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
In Anarchy there is chaos; In Authority there is Unity
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population12.37 billion



The Island Nation of Aeoooya is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 12.37 billion Aeoooyans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Colmilou. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Aeoooyan economy, worth a remarkable 2,250 trillion Nokangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 181,946 Nokangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Millions of Aeoooyans are excellent swimmers, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene, and jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aeoooya's national animal is the Okapi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Aeoooya is ranked 3,978th in the world and 116th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 119.45 law-abiding acts per hour.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 184thMost Advanced Public Transport: 253rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 514thLargest Welfare Programs: 938thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,055thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,353rdMost Secular: 1,473rdLargest Governments: 1,588thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,799thMost Developed: 2,022ndMost Subsidized Industry: 2,292ndLongest Average Lifespans: 2,655thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,203rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,978thHealthiest Citizens: 4,145thSmartest Citizens: 4,487thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,551stHighest Poor Incomes: 4,951stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,978thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,035thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,416thHighest Food Quality: 7,131stMost Cultured: 7,360thMost Inclusive: 7,769thSafest: 7,895thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,949thHighest Economic Output: 9,116thBest Weather: 9,123rdMost Efficient Economies: 9,780thHighest Average Incomes: 10,430thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,010thNudest: 14,913thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 23,195thMost Patriotic: 26,722ndLargest Populations: 29,433rd
Most Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 30th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 43rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 45th in the regionMost Secular: 50th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 52nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 54th in the regionMost Developed: 62nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 83rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 99th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 110th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 116th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 125th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 132nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 148th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 152nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 153rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 164th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 182nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 225th in the regionMost Cultured: 232nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 259th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 264th in the regionMost Inclusive: 277th in the regionSafest: 277th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 279th in the regionBest Weather: 280th in the regionLargest Populations: 302nd in the regionNudest: 313th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 348th in the regionTop
Most Patriotic: 570th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 619th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 761st in the region

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