Most Beautiful Environments: 527th Most Rebellious Youth: 673rd Least Corrupt Governments: 748th
The Øymark of
Left-wing Utopia
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Political Freedom
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The Øymark of Aeoliland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Marki Henk with a fair hand, and notable for its ritual sacrifices, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.73 billion Aeolilandings are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vindøya. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The large but stagnant Aeolilandian economy, worth 228 trillion Kroner a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 29,545 Kroner, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, there is a dearth of space for new houses, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children. Crime is totally unknown. Aeoliland's national animal is the Bjørn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Paganism.

Aeoliland is ranked 134,917th in the world and 184th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Average, scoring 26.43 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 527thMost Rebellious Youth: 673rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 748thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 818thBest Weather: 866thMost Pacifist: 874thMost Cheerful Citizens: 904thNicest Citizens: 953rdLongest Average Lifespans: 975thMost Cultured: 1,143rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,173rdLargest Governments: 1,380thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,411thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,890thMost Devout: 2,368thSmartest Citizens: 2,801stHealthiest Citizens: 3,270thMost Inclusive: 3,314thHighest Drug Use: 4,751stSafest: 5,738thMost Income Equality: 5,845thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,002ndTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 10,980thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,262ndMost Influential: 12,433rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,901stNudest: 14,257th
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Highest Drug Use: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionMost Cultured: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18th in the regionMost Income Equality: 18th in the regionMost Pacifist: 19th in the regionNicest Citizens: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aeoliland, prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children.
  • : Aeoliland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Anarchestan".
  • : Following new legislation in Aeoliland, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeoliland, there is a dearth of space for new houses.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeoliland, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeoliland, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • : Aeoliland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Antalia".
  • : Following new legislation in Aeoliland, businesses are forced to bring all work back within the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeoliland, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Aeolilandings's kindness.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeoliland, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.

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