The Transhumanist Republic of Aeoliah is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.044 billion Aeolain are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Education, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Damia. The average income tax rate is 49.1%.

The Aeolian economy, worth 234 trillion ventis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 77,148 ventis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The police have been reduced to using duct tape instead of handcuffs following further cutbacks, people forget to eat because they are too busy singing Leader's praises, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, and fire and brimstone sermons are accompanied by napalm and fragmentation bombs. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Aeoliah's national animal is the sun eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Way of the Sun.

Aeoliah is ranked 16,083^rd in the world and 481^st in The East Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 37.0 trillion Standard Monetary Units.