The Federation of Aenglide is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Sana Aberström with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The devout population of 8.627 billion Aenglish are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — is primarily concerned with Healthcare, with Environment, Defense, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keterig. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Aenglish economy, worth 335 trillion kronars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,834 kronars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, the Laws of War require "enthusiastic consent" (Aenglide has found 1 easter egg), 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, and historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aenglide's national animal is the grizzly bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nordic Protestant.

Aenglide is ranked 15,336^th in the world and 10^th in Novapax for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,286.9 pounds of wildlife per square mile.