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The Sindar Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Utúlie´n aurë, Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári Utúlie´n aurë!
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Aelosia

Population30.226 billion

CapitalAelos Craftworld
LeaderEverqueen Aliria
FaithThe belief in the Valar

CurrencyCelevon
AnimalHound of Valinor

The Sindar Empire of Aelosia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Everqueen Aliria with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory gun ownership, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 30.226 billion Sindars are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aelos Craftworld. The average income tax rate is 83.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Aelosian economy, worth an astonishing 26,106 trillion Celevons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 863,713 Celevons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Small children pause apologies for their misdeeds to ask what fiscal insolvency actually is, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods, and peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aelosia's national animal is the Hound of Valinor, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The belief in the Valar.

Aelosia is ranked 603rd in the world and 20th in Osiris for Most Avoided, scoring 1,758.2 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5thLargest Black Market: 12thHighest Average Incomes: 21stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 25thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 33rdMost Efficient Economies: 33rdHighest Economic Output: 33rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 37thMost Cultured: 38thHighest Poor Incomes: 56thMost Scientifically Advanced: 77thLargest Information Technology Sector: 97thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 104thLargest Gambling Industry: 110thLargest Publishing Industry: 118thLargest Insurance Industry: 119thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 135thLargest Mining Sector: 157thMost Armed: 196thMost Subsidized Industry: 235thLargest Governments: 323rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 371stSmartest Citizens: 399thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 406thLargest Retail Industry: 509thFattest Citizens: 523rdMost Corrupt Governments: 550thMost Avoided: 603rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 992ndMost Devout: 1,401stRudest Citizens: 1,667thTop
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Largest Populations: 1,867thMost Developed: 2,618thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,091stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,726thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 9,837thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,399thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,795thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,853rd
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 16th in the regionFattest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 20th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 24th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 53rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 57th in the regionLargest Populations: 57th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 80th in the regionMost Developed: 81st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 182nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 232nd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 550th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 592nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aelosia's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Following new legislation in Aelosia, peace talks occasionally rack up a higher body count than the wars they seek to stop.
  • : Following new legislation in Aelosia, concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods.
  • : Following new legislation in Aelosia, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
  • : Following new legislation in Aelosia, small children pause apologies for their misdeeds to ask what fiscal insolvency actually is.
  • : Following new legislation in Aelosia, dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in Aelosia, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Aelosia, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
  • : Following new legislation in Aelosia, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.
  • : Following new legislation in Aelosia, the world still seems flat to some people in space.

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