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Most Secular: 513thMost Valuable International Artwork: 849thLargest Mining Sector: 955th
The Eternal Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Extinguere scintilla, ne te flamma.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Aeisonia

Population3.673 billion

CapitalAeisonica
LeaderThe President
FaithWorking Until Death

CurrencySky Credit
AnimalSky Whale

The Eternal Republic of Aeisonia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The President with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, sprawling nuclear power plants, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.673 billion Aeisonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aeisonica. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Aeisonian economy, worth 874 trillion Sky Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 238,188 Sky Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,312,588 per year while the poor average 21,883, a ratio of 60.0 to 1.

Newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, neighboring nations are tired of Aeisonia's big fish stories, children as young as eight can be found working in factories, and the smell of napalm in the morning is usually alongside grilled Sky Whale. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aeisonia's national animal is the Sky Whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Working Until Death.

Aeisonia is ranked 15,179th in the world and 449th in Lazarus for Most Influential, scoring 2,170 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Most Secular: 513thMost Valuable International Artwork: 849thLargest Mining Sector: 955thLargest Retail Industry: 1,211thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,293rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,430thMost Avoided: 1,497thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,836thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,919thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,143rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,455thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,510thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,819thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,323rdLargest Black Market: 3,646thHighest Average Incomes: 3,760thMost Conservative: 4,265thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,842ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,992ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,875thMost Efficient Economies: 6,917thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 9,070thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,701stMost Subsidized Industry: 11,325thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,013thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,766thMost Authoritarian: 13,919thLargest Governments: 14,476thMost Influential: 15,179thMost Developed: 15,423rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,952ndMost Extreme: 17,602nd
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Most Secular: 16th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 21st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 43rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 50th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 71st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 74th in the regionMost Avoided: 77th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 89th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 95th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 117th in the regionMost Conservative: 121st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 122nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 124th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 137th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 175th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 181st in the regionLargest Black Market: 209th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 235th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 246th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 313th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 315th in the regionMost Extreme: 403rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 405th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 439th in the regionMost Influential: 449th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 537th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 550th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 575th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aeisonia, the smell of napalm in the morning is usually alongside grilled Sky Whale.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeisonia, children as young as eight can be found working in factories.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeisonia, neighboring nations are tired of Aeisonia's big fish stories.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeisonia, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeisonia, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeisonia, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeisonia, brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeisonia, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeisonia, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeisonia, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.

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