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Most Secular: 440thLargest Mining Sector: 701stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 757th
The Unified Federation of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Extinguere scintilla, ne te flamma.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.041 billion

LeaderThe President

CurrencyStandard Currency Unit
AnimalWhite Whale

The Unified Federation of Aeisonia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The President with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.041 billion Aeisonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aeisonica. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Aeisonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,868 trillion Standard Currency Units a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 309,334 Standard Currency Units, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,650,276 per year while the poor average 30,471, a ratio of 54.2 to 1.

Blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, The President's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, and the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aeisonia's national animal is the White Whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Irreligion.

Aeisonia is ranked 244,795th in the world and 8,421st in Lazarus for Best Weather, with -463 Meters Of Sunlight.

Most Secular: 440thLargest Mining Sector: 701stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 757thLargest Agricultural Sector: 933rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,019thLargest Retail Industry: 1,058thMost Avoided: 1,207thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,390thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,447thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,498thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,697thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,712thLargest Black Market: 1,863rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,921stMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,963rdTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,574thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,033rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,055thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,327thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,664thMost Efficient Economies: 4,364thMost Conservative: 5,185thLowest Crime Rates: 5,568thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,961stMost Subsidized Industry: 6,293rdHighest Economic Output: 9,008thLargest Governments: 9,176thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,851stTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 13,188thMost Developed: 13,420thMost Authoritarian: 15,307thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,977thSmartest Citizens: 20,163rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20,337th
Most Secular: 17th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 44th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 49th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 50th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 53rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 62nd in the regionMost Avoided: 64th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 72nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 77th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 85th in the regionTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 86th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 91st in the regionLargest Black Market: 101st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 103rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 135th in the regionMost Conservative: 146th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 155th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 171st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 186th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 198th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 213th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 250th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 333rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 334th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 353rd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 454th in the regionLargest Governments: 501st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 548th in the regionMost Extreme: 563rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 571st in the regionMost Developed: 719th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 761st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 769th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aeisonia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Aeisonia's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Aeisonia was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Aeisonia ceased to exist in Osiris.
  • : Aeisonia's influence in Osiris fell from "Newcomer" to "Hatchling".
  • : Aeisonia's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Aeisonia's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Aeisonia's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in Aeisonia, the nation's student exchange programs are something of a one way street.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeisonia, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.


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