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Most Secular: 482ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 941stLargest Mining Sector: 1,078th
The Eternal Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Extinguere scintilla, ne te flamma.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Aeisonia

Population3.502 billion

CapitalAeisonica
LeaderThe President
FaithWorking Until Death

CurrencySky Credit
AnimalSky Whale

The Eternal Republic of Aeisonia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The President with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.502 billion Aeisonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aeisonica. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Aeisonian economy, worth 795 trillion Sky Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 227,099 Sky Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,198,182 per year while the poor average 22,898, a ratio of 52.3 to 1.

Aeisonian farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools, and military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aeisonia's national animal is the Sky Whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Working Until Death.

Aeisonia is ranked 4,096th in the world and 225th in Lazarus for Largest Black Market, with 304 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Secular: 482ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 941stLargest Mining Sector: 1,078thLargest Retail Industry: 1,230thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,351stMost Avoided: 1,542ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,650thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,876thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,126thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,230thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,491stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,847thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,875thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,892ndLargest Black Market: 4,096thHighest Average Incomes: 4,315thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,395thMost Conservative: 4,901stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,761stMost Efficient Economies: 7,850thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,928thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 9,314thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 10,968thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,265thMost Authoritarian: 13,627thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,172ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,061stMost Influential: 15,070thMost Developed: 15,212thLargest Governments: 15,934thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,228th
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Most Secular: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 24th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 45th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 54th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 65th in the regionMost Avoided: 78th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 85th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 90th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 99th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 124th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 126th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 133rd in the regionMost Conservative: 138th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 140th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 154th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 194th in the regionLargest Black Market: 225th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 247th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 282nd in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 345th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 349th in the regionMost Extreme: 423rd in the regionMost Influential: 444th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 486th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 501st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 525th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 551st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Aeisonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeisonia, military instructors tire of being asked for another bedtime story by seven-year-old conscripts.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeisonia, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeisonia, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeisonia, Aeisonian farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeisonia, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeisonia, replacement organs are grown in vats.
  • : Aeisonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeisonia, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : Following new legislation in Aeisonia, catcalling has been replaced by slut-shaming.

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