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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,374thMost Conservative: 7,349thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,077th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Strength Through Freedom
Dr William Allen
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Advarchin Pan

Population3.167 billion

CapitalOsiek
LeaderDr William Allen
FaithIslam

Currencybaht
Animalsheep

The Dictatorship of Advarchin Pan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dr William Allen with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.167 billion Advarchin Panians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osiek. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.0%.

The strong Advarchin Panian economy, worth 163 trillion baht a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 51,621 baht, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 158,003 per year while the poor average 13,061, a ratio of 12.1 to 1.

Squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, there's more vermin than ever on the metro, and Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Advarchin Pan's national animal is the sheep, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Advarchin Pan is ranked 30,717th in the world and 79th in Oneid for Most Extreme, scoring 33.38 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,374thMost Conservative: 7,349thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,077thMost Ignorant Citizens: 12,093rdTop
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Most Primitive: 12,342ndMost Authoritarian: 19,737th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19th in the regionMost Primitive: 21st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 24th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 26th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 27th in the regionMost Developed: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Advarchin Pan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Advarchin Pan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Advarchin Pan, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
  • : Following new legislation in Advarchin Pan, there's more vermin than ever on the metro.
  • : Following new legislation in Advarchin Pan, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Advarchin Pan, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
  • : Following new legislation in Advarchin Pan, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.
  • : Advarchin Pan changed its national faith to "Islam".
  • : Advarchin Pan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Advarchin Pan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.

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