by Max Barry

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Most Compassionate Citizens: 101st Nicest Citizens: 119th Most Inclusive: 158th
The Meadows of
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Caturday is everyday
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Adorable Kittens

Population7.004 billion

CapitalNew York City

Currencycat gif

The Meadows of Adorable Kittens is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mojo with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.004 billion Catians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kittensian economy, worth a remarkable 1,886 trillion cat gifs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 269,326 cat gifs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Economic planning is exalted as a human art form, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, and populations of two-headed cats have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adorable Kittens's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Adorable Kittens is ranked 9,742nd in the world and 94th in 10000 Islands for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 6,433.75 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 101stNicest Citizens: 119thMost Inclusive: 158thMost Pacifist: 158thMost Developed: 178thLongest Average Lifespans: 218thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 244thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 273rdMost Beautiful Environments: 283rdBest Weather: 288thLargest Welfare Programs: 316thSafest: 372ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 375thLeast Corrupt Governments: 423rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 439thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 471stMost Cheerful Citizens: 500thLargest Governments: 523rdHealthiest Citizens: 550thHighest Poor Incomes: 559thMost Rebellious Youth: 642ndMost Cultured: 686thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 708thSmartest Citizens: 744thLowest Crime Rates: 760thMost Advanced Public Education: 840thMost Subsidized Industry: 911thLargest Publishing Industry: 992ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,296thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,300thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,387thTop
Most Influential: 2,052ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,301stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,388thMost Efficient Economies: 5,740thHighest Economic Output: 6,492ndTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,742ndMost Income Equality: 9,796thMost Secular: 11,178thNudest: 13,420th
Most Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 11th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 19th in the regionMost Cultured: 21st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 25th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 31st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 33rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 35th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 38th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 44th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 59th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 94th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 103rd in the region

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