The 21st Century Schizoid Mania of Adolf Twitler is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Adolf Twittler with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.476 billion Adolf Twitlerians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of LA. The average income tax rate is 53.5%.

The powerhouse Adolf Twitlerian economy, worth a remarkable 1,038 trillion Selfies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,471 Selfies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

It's scientifically provable that Adolf Twitlerian guys don't know how to make a woman happy, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, and some magnifier-wielding Adolf Twitlerians say Adolf Twittler seems a little lacking in something. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adolf Twitler's national animal is the Tweety Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Instaspam.

Adolf Twitler is ranked 72,032^nd in the world and 1^st in TMZ for Lowest Crime Rates, with 69.77 law-abiding acts per hour.