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Largest Black Market: 8th Largest Retail Industry: 74th Most Subsidized Industry: 75th
The Federal States of
Compulsory Consumerist State
That's an order lieutenant!
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Admiral Janeway

Population29.015 billion

CapitalAdmiral Janeway City
LeaderLeader

Currencycredit
Animalborg

The Federal States of Admiral Janeway is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.015 billion Janewayians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Admiral Janeway City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Admiral Janewayian economy, worth an astonishing 17,691 trillion credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 609,721 credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,418,400 per year while the poor average 103,811, a ratio of 23.3 to 1.

Airport security is provided by private companies, a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry, tourists avoid using the nation's bugged phones and monitored internet, and a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that she is in fact a crook after all. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Admiral Janeway's national animal is the borg, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Admiral Janeway is ranked 154,859th in the world and 6th in Federation of Planets Headquarters for Most Pacifist, with 2.13 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

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Largest Black Market: 8thLargest Retail Industry: 74thMost Subsidized Industry: 75thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 80thHighest Economic Output: 82ndHighest Average Incomes: 108thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 112thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 121stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 122ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 123rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 137thMost Avoided: 178thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 188thFattest Citizens: 190thMost Efficient Economies: 193rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 198thLargest Mining Sector: 236thMost Scientifically Advanced: 268thMost Corrupt Governments: 388thLargest Gambling Industry: 510thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 529thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 668thRudest Citizens: 709thLargest Agricultural Sector: 841stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 857thLargest Governments: 1,004thMost Cultured: 1,043rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,107thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,114thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,577thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,899thLargest Populations: 1,925thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,954thMost Inclusive: 2,076thMost Devout: 2,352ndSmartest Citizens: 2,625thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,198thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,289thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,643rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,272ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,111thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,025thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 8,456thHighest Drug Use: 9,595thLowest Crime Rates: 12,231stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,320thNudest: 14,516thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,076th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that he is in fact a crook after all.
  • : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, tourists avoid using the nation's bugged phones and monitored internet.
  • : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, airport security is provided by private companies.
  • : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • : Admiral Janeway's influence in Federation of Planets Headquarters rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, Admiral Janewayian soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting.
  • : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, preservative-laden Admiral Janewayian cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium.
  • : Following new legislation in Admiral Janeway, there's no representation without taxation.

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