2. Follow the rules of war.
3. No invading other countries.
4. Don't pull an Alastair & get drunk all the time.
5. Be prepared for 3 way battles.
6. There is no rule 6.
7. Campaign first.
8. Сука Блять.
9. This is not El Alamein.
10. Originality helps.
11. Don't dispute election results. It makes you look like a sore loser.