The Confederacy of Adka is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Head of Adkan Confederacy with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, soft-spoken computers, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, devout population of 2.227 billion Adkans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Adkan City. The average income tax rate is 65.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Adkan economy, worth 122 trillion Adk Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 55,081 Adk Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The slowest students feel vaguely targeted by their Mendelian Inheritance coursework, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, government programs are less "written" and more "plagiarised", and Head of Adkan Confederacy spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adka's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Adka is ranked 259,568^th in the world and 580^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Patriotic, with 0.71 flags saluted per person per day.