The Federation of Adioration is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Avery May with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory vegetarianism, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.094 billion Adiorans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kane. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Adioran economy, worth 765 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 150,361 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, and the nation's new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the planet. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adioration's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Adioration is ranked 5,880^th in the world and 180^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 106.64 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.