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Most Armed: 3,725thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,832ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,488th
The United Socialist States of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Adidas is only way
Stahlin Bunginski
Influence
Powerbroker
Member of the Security Council
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Adidasistan

Population3.066 billion

CapitalPotatigrad
LeaderStahlin Bunginski
FaithGopunism

CurrencyBlin
AnimalPotato

The United Socialist States of Adidasistan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Stahlin Bunginski with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, keen interest in outer space, and soft-spoken computers. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.066 billion Adidasistanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Potatigrad. The average income tax rate is 61.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Adidasistanian economy, worth 348 trillion Blins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 113,824 Blins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service, a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, and children seem to be getting better at lying these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adidasistan's national animal is the Potato, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Gopunism.

Adidasistan is ranked 87,577th in the world and 1st in Asswdgi for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,831.36 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Most Armed: 3,725thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,832ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,488thMost Patriotic: 8,010thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,255thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,415thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,514thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,952ndMost Secular: 15,587thLowest Crime Rates: 16,288thHealthiest Citizens: 17,529thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,400thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,210thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,367thMost Authoritarian: 24,565th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Adidasistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Adidasistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Adidasistan, children seem to be getting better at lying these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Adidasistan, politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities.
  • : Following new legislation in Adidasistan, a five-year-old and a convicted terrorist can sit alongside one another in jury service.
  • : Following new legislation in Adidasistan, promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service.
  • : Following new legislation in Adidasistan, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • : Adidasistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and the Top 10% for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Adidasistan, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers.
  • : Following new legislation in Adidasistan, the elderly live on a steady diet of canned beans in dreary government housing.

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