The Place of Adavan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.682 billion Adavanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Social Policy, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bearlin. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The all-consuming Adavanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,957 trillion Pennies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 177,294 Pennies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', only adults may purchase violent video games, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, and there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees. Crime is totally unknown. Adavan's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Adavan is ranked 170,304^th in the world and 6,278^th in The East Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 1.57 Obesity Rate.