The Queendom of Adalene is a massive, safe nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The cynical population of 4.739 billion Adaleneans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Adalenean economy, worth 174 trillion docs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,812 docs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lobbyists are trying to convince government to recategorize most natural disasters as "non-critical naturogenic inconveniences", a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, and you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adalene's national animal is the Wolverine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Adalene is ranked 120,226^th in the world and 10^th in Thunder 21 for Most Pacifist, with 64.25 Cheeks Turned Per Day.