The Federation of Acropylae is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Virron Vinebrook with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.849 billion Acropylaeans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Industry is also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Acropolis. The average income tax rate is 13.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Acropylaean economy, worth a remarkable 2,335 trillion Genesses a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,605 Genesses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and factories grind to a halt every time there is an election. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Acropylae's national animal is the Deranged Platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Acropylism.

Acropylae is ranked 17,464^th in the world and 484^th in the West Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 9.73 Bananas Ingested Per Day.