The Free Union of Acronius is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Roland Lellouche with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 9.268 billion Acronians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lionsgate. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 60.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Acronian economy, worth a remarkable 1,540 trillion Acronian Chromes a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 166,247 Acronian Chromes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 477,336 per year while the poor average 46,041, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

Workers tend to schedule naps during all-hands meetings, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, and sports journals are full of uplifting puff-pieces on professional boxers. Crime is totally unknown. Acronius's national animal is the Acronian Snow Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Acronius is ranked 26,674^th in the world and 33^rd in Renegade Islands Alliance for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 11,897.26 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.