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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,074thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,825thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,705th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Inb4 9003 drops to rare
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Acrididae

Population8.741 billion

Currency9003
Animal9003

The Republic of Acrididae is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.741 billion Acrididaeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Acrididaean economy, worth a remarkable 1,565 trillion 9003s a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 179,088 9003s, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 673,089 per year while the poor average 33,263, a ratio of 20.2 to 1.

Schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar, a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to Leader, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, and UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Acrididae's national animal is the 9003, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Acrididae is ranked 30,457th in the world and 315th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 1,332.85934141392 days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,074thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,825thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,705thLargest Black Market: 7,610thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,186thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,315thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,840thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,184thMost Efficient Economies: 11,286thLowest Crime Rates: 11,960thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,345thMost Patriotic: 12,539thHighest Average Incomes: 13,892ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,413thTop
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Largest Governments: 14,999thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,907thHighest Economic Output: 16,937thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17,844thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,894thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,959thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,204thLargest Mining Sector: 19,633rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,901stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,624thSmartest Citizens: 23,024thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23,062ndMost Influential: 24,771stMost Beautiful Environments: 27,431st
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 201st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 298th in the regionMost Stationary: 315th in the regionMost Influential: 352nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 367th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 443rd in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 522nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 601st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 640th in the regionLargest Black Market: 650th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 687th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 719th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 744th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 760th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 765th in the regionLargest Governments: 858th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 924th in the regionMost Patriotic: 945th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 957th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 980th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Acrididae, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • : Following new legislation in Acrididae, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Acrididae, a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to Leader.
  • : Following new legislation in Acrididae, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar.
  • : Following new legislation in Acrididae, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
  • : Following new legislation in Acrididae, young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus.
  • : Following new legislation in Acrididae, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam.
  • : Following new legislation in Acrididae, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.
  • : Following new legislation in Acrididae, patients often wonder which is more annoying: their excruciating pain or their doctor incessantly praying over it.
  • : Following new legislation in Acrididae, public projects are synonymous with yawn-inducing conformity.

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