The United States of Acrabinnia is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.45 billion Acrabinnians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Acrabinnian economy, worth 470 trillion Acrabinnian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 191,980 Acrabinnian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Souvenir shops that sell alphorns are taking advantage of gullible tourists, the government has an "easy come, easy go" policy on youth crime, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments, and the parliament building has installed a revolving door. Crime is totally unknown. Acrabinnia's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Acrabinnia is ranked 10,285^th in the world and 422^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 6,371.16 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.