The United States of Acrabinnia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Steven Hoffmann with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 10.363 billion Acrabinnians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mobea. The average income tax rate is 1.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Acrabinnian economy, worth a remarkable 2,416 trillion Acrabinnian Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 233,230 Acrabinnian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Five-year-olds who refuse to line up on command get gold stars, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", all you have to do is pray to get into Acrabinnia, and residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Acrabinnia's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Acrabinnia is ranked 48,309^th in the world and 1,936^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,550.7 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.