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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 291st Most Influential: 992nd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,371st
The United States of
Corporate Bordello
By The People For The People
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend


Population838 million

CurrencyAcrabinnian Dollar

The United States of Acrabinnia is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 838 million Acrabinnians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Acrabinnian economy, worth 138 trillion Acrabinnian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 165,615 Acrabinnian Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 780,257 per year while the poor average 20,873, a ratio of 37.4 to 1.

The Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution, every workday begins with group therapy, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards, and the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Acrabinnia's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Acrabinnia is ranked 9,590th in the world and 351st in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 8,553.55 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 291stMost Influential: 992ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,371stLargest Retail Industry: 1,619thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,525thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,629thFattest Citizens: 3,729thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,257thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,824thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,595thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,002ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,413thTop
Most Avoided: 8,747thHighest Average Incomes: 9,077thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,298thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,484thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,590thMost Secular: 9,620thMost Efficient Economies: 10,130thLargest Publishing Industry: 10,769thMost Pro-Market: 11,200thSmartest Citizens: 11,441stMost Inclusive: 13,659thMost Developed: 14,699thMost Cultured: 14,801stMost Armed: 15,066th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 73rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 76th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 107th in the regionRudest Citizens: 113th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 189th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 200th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 244th in the regionMost Avoided: 288th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 336th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 351st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 376th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 383rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 424th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 425th in the regionMost Influential: 428th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 466th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 473rd in the regionMost Secular: 491st in the regionMost Armed: 523rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 530th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 537th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 572nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 695th in the regionMost Cultured: 712th in the regionMost Developed: 808th in the regionMost Inclusive: 830th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 863rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Acrabinnia, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
  • : Acrabinnia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Acrabinnia, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards.
  • : Following new legislation in Acrabinnia, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Following new legislation in Acrabinnia, the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution.
  • : Following new legislation in Acrabinnia, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • : Acrabinnia was endorsed by The Minister of Culture of Sundred.
  • : Following new legislation in Acrabinnia, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer.
  • : Acrabinnia was endorsed by The Republic of Verthero.
  • : Acrabinnia was endorsed by The Republic of Triekru.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 230 » Pallaith, AdyLand, Shin-Hachioji, Notyoutopia, Tharissus, Shadowrik, Friently, The Utopian Movement, Yaorozu, Buckerino, Boggovia, Great Bights Mum, Aenglaland, Kelvaros Prime, Coemgen, Prevaland, Bharathvarsh, Kaschovia, Lamexanope, Qayyum, Sankami, South Grand Mountain, Bonjoura, PlanetPunk, Selfgradatude, Lupus Imperium, Sheppey, Dutchyland, Necromonia, Stareogratia, Hexago, Che Sana Und, Anima Proxa, The Bureaucratic Territories, Isimud, Ostrinios, Bothia, New Sekai, New Lakemba, Legique, Republic of Destiny, Republic of Dixie, Kingdom of Space, Siwale, Holy Oranz, Jefffliu, Elevation, Sunto, McMasterdonia, Marabia, and 180 others.Barbarossistanian South Brasilistan, The Rossinite Empire, Impie Manse, Diodone, Q w e r t y, Zeroxis, New Phyrreus, I Am Bad At Naming Nations, Yaris, Walter Jackson, HMS Unicorn, Esplandia, Cuyan, Kanlidia, BrightFutures, Fengate, Vogonlandia, Tokaryk, Malta Comino Gozo, Chadwin, Lungha, Calamazo, Seven Hills, Abunenin, The Iron Lions, Sil Dorsett, The Akhara Islands, Puczovska, Maestros haven, Cloydicia, Lorthar, Thenaca, The Lancerian Empire, Lord Ravenclaw, Bayern-Straubing, Athenian Coalition, Aerilia, Tredano, American MapleStory, Upper West Side Soweto, Ribbleton, Ice and Tinian, Panem Sapidum, Pakistan 001, Universal State Formula, Rouene, The The Bierands, Euginus, Gellandia, Territorio di Nessuno, Oroam, Amerian States, Coppicia, Hong Kong Empire, Dreylus, Wineclaw, Rylam, Destroedor, Socialist Cooperative Republics, New Rivia, General COE, The Syca, Tee Googly Coffee Me, Montroyale, Xentherida, Beodarasc, SchoolHouse Rock, Inorganic Tomb Thing, Lionia, Kwaj, Phillywob, SillyString, Unsophisticate, Rooprea, Weehay, Aroa, Ainsworth, Wisconsota, Plumas, Corfad, Wodan, Dodione, Pria Xennes, Celebia, Prydania, Nesseus, Forunte, Felhaven, Kujira, Wyldeacre, Venezuelia, Palisede, Galits, Mk Steele, Buten, Victoriaans Nederlands, Southern Stroraia, Republic remmnant, Zedeya, Kranostav, Citurse, Midds Conia, Unimaginable Doom, New-El, Apetopia, Tomtjenland, Agrauron, The Archer Republic, Krakovhia, Vexilia, Crodaria, United kings, RoosterTeeth, CurryIndia, Amestris-Britannia, Nanatovna, Mzeusia, Canadiana of Freedom, Gladio II, UTOPIAN EARTH, Malvad, Arcadim, Mercy Land, NatsukiLand, Radicaster, ABC, Minka Darykaan, Merconitonitopia, Ozstan, Aristrocrat, Inzland, Techislovakia, Plembobria, Elhomna, Ultima Atlantea, Astal Aavors, Karazan, Saint Marks Island, Anarchy for people, Tsamuth, Bridgett, Xagill, Eglise Sainte Eve, Chris Hallett, Avornica, A Terribly Charismatic Duck, Oztralia, Illusia and Neverendia, Canada GR, Pop Prorp, Alsatian Island, Guslantis, Harstonia, The South Falls, Nation Narion, Iwtopia, Lake Flotillas, Moubarakistan, Zalloo, A very powerful and handsome man, Frances Francis the First of France, Kannabyss, Ktyria, Mastraya, The Mazur Empire, Zazumo, BouncyAbbeyKitty, Ceretis, Arquan, Arach-Naga Combine, Bonodia, Malphe, Gospel Power, ThE eNd oF eE, Hesskin Empire, Morlanka, Darcania, Triekru, Verthero, and Sundred.

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