The United States of Acrabinnia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Steven Hoffmann with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 8.325 billion Acrabinnians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mobea. The average income tax rate is 1.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Acrabinnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,924 trillion Acrabinnian Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 231,206 Acrabinnian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, practically perfect royal toddlers tend to say "regrettably not at this juncture" rather than "no", and recognizing the Acrabinnian flag qualifies you for citizenship. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Acrabinnia's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Acrabinnia is ranked 4,678^th in the world and 305^th in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 248.1 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.