The United States of Acrabinnia is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.422 billion Acrabinnians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Acrabinnian economy, worth 240 trillion Acrabinnian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 168,780 Acrabinnian Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 694,146 per year while the poor average 27,057, a ratio of 25.7 to 1.

National parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, Amnesty Interregional has condemned Acrabinnia for ignoring crimes against humanity, and groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Acrabinnia's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Acrabinnia is ranked 82,797^th in the world and 3,966^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 515.22 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.