The United States of Acrabinnia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Steven Hoffmann with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, flagrant waste-dumping, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.468 billion Acrabinnians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mobea. The average income tax rate is 1.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Acrabinnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,737 trillion Acrabinnian Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 232,686 Acrabinnian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Acrabinnia, jury selection begins with explaining what a jury is, and the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Acrabinnia's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Acrabinnia is ranked 4,199^th in the world and 206^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 232,686.94 Standard Monetary Units.