The United States of Acrabinnia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Steven Hoffmann with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 12.57 billion Acrabinnians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mobea. The average income tax rate is 2.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Acrabinnian economy, worth a remarkable 2,969 trillion Acrabinnian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 236,216 Acrabinnian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", transgender and agender are on the education agenda, the Mobea Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative, and no one engages in 'locker room talk' any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Acrabinnia's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Acrabinnia is ranked 81,961^st in the world and 2,618^th in The North Pacific for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,460.24 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.