The United States of Acrabinnia is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.025 billion Acrabinnians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mobea. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Acrabinnian economy, worth 637 trillion Acrabinnian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 210,587 Acrabinnian Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, farmers' market days almost always end in a shooting, and video evidence of cruel animal experiments tends to be of poor quality. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Acrabinnia's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Acrabinnia is ranked 5,313^th in the world and 196^th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 519,863.59 Standard Monetary Units.