The United States of Acrabinnia is a massive, safe nation, notable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.11 billion Acrabinnians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Acrabinnian economy, worth 368 trillion Acrabinnian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 174,490 Acrabinnian Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 521,911 per year while the poor average 45,624, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

A murderous reputation can revitalise a flagging celebrity career, the arms industry is strictly regulated, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, and explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends. Crime is almost non-existent. Acrabinnia's national animal is the fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Acrabinnia is ranked 16,613^th in the world and 724^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 6,416.7 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.