The United States of Acrabinnia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Steven Hoffmann with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 6.677 billion Acrabinnians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Law & Order and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mobea. The average income tax rate is 1.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Acrabinnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,561 trillion Acrabinnian Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 233,872 Acrabinnian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Several inches are being added to first class seating, online weather reports are predicting five years of glorious sunshine for Acrabinnia, the new one Acrabinnian Dollar coin also makes a handy throwing-star, and the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Acrabinnia's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Acrabinnia is ranked 625^th in the world and 45^th in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 379.53 Insults Per Minute.