The United States of Acrabinnia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Steven Hoffmann with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.426 billion Acrabinnians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mobea. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Acrabinnian economy, worth 832 trillion Acrabinnian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 243,108 Acrabinnian Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 690,126 per year while the poor average 68,403, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.

Stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents, politicians demand do-overs when they don't agree with election outcomes, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Acrabinnia will pay them to stop, and Steven Hoffmann's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Acrabinnia's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Acrabinnia is ranked 131,617^th in the world and 6,769^th in The North Pacific for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring zero on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.