The United States of Acrabinnia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Steven Hoffmann with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.272 billion Acrabinnians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mobea. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Acrabinnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,236 trillion Acrabinnian Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 234,548 Acrabinnian Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,021,127 per year while the poor average 34,099, a ratio of 29.9 to 1.

Steven Hoffmann has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space, a degree in Steven Hoffmann Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and the government response to disaster victims starving for bread is "let them eat stale cake". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Acrabinnia's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Acrabinnia is ranked 107,944^th in the world and 6,052^nd in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 591.42 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.