by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 1,542nd Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,172nd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,907th
The Beakless Union of
Democratic Socialists
Sharp quacks without beaks...
Sheev Ackatine
Commissar of Internal Affairs
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population4.568 billion

LeaderSheev Ackatine

AnimalBeakless Duck

The Beakless Union of Acktoria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sheev Ackatine with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, state-planned economy, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate population of 4.568 billion Acktorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ackberra. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Acktorian economy, worth 360 trillion Kcauqs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 78,852 Kcauqs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, Sheev Ackatine spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, and captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Acktoria's national animal is the Beakless Duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Acktoria is ranked 13,652nd in the world and 68th in USSD for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 3,802.72 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Influential: 1,542ndTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,172ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,907thMost Pacifist: 5,368thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,258thTop
Nicest Citizens: 8,272ndBest Weather: 8,348thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,830thHealthiest Citizens: 9,980thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,676thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,127thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,165thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,115thMost Inclusive: 12,147thLowest Crime Rates: 13,453rdMost Income Equality: 13,461stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,468thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,652ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,121stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,085thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,391st
Most Influential: 5th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the region

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