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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,862ndMost Influential: 4,172ndMost Cultured: 5,717th
The United Insular States of
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Economy
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Achipel

Population9.763 billion

CapitalParadí
LeaderPresident Martell

CurrencyCaribbean dollar
AnimalMacaw

The United Insular States of Achipel is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Martell with a fair hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, free-roaming dinosaurs, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.763 billion Achipelans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradí. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Achipelan economy, worth a remarkable 1,155 trillion Caribbean dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,366 Caribbean dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses, Achipel's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", and the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Achipel's national animal is the Macaw, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Achipel is ranked 157,284th in the world and 77th in New West Indies for Most Authoritarian, with 459.06 milliStalins.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,862ndMost Influential: 4,172ndMost Cultured: 5,717thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,806thNicest Citizens: 6,773rdMost Inclusive: 6,884thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,928thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,000thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,986thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,098thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,421stMost Developed: 10,716thTop
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Safest: 11,190thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,437thMost Pacifist: 11,818thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,829thSmartest Citizens: 12,815thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,220thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,358thLeast Corrupt Governments: 13,560thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,663rdMost Efficient Economies: 13,988thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,362ndHighest Economic Output: 14,707thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,021stLargest Welfare Programs: 15,486thHealthiest Citizens: 15,717thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,000thLowest Crime Rates: 16,200thMost Secular: 16,817thBest Weather: 17,000thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,829thMost Stationary: 18,759thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,554thLargest Governments: 20,867thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,735thHighest Drug Use: 21,772nd
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 10th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 12th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Achipel, the meaning of life was recently discovered in the patch notes for Version 1.42.
  • : Following new legislation in Achipel, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously".
  • : Following new legislation in Achipel, Achipel's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Achipel, ambulances aren't allowed to overtake hearses.
  • : Following new legislation in Achipel, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth.
  • : Achipel voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Pedagogical Freedom".
  • : Achipel voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Syria".
  • : Achipel voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commercial Arbitration Recognition".
  • : Achipel voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend The Red Fleet".
  • : Achipel lodged a message on the New West Indies Regional Message Board.

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