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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 57thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 58thHighest Poor Incomes: 59th
The Military Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Unity through strength
Brandorn
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Achiotopian Eagle Isles

Population10.606 billion

CapitalUnderground Eagle City
LeaderBrandorn

CurrencyEuro
AnimalEagle

The Military Dictatorship of Achiotopian Eagle Isles is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Brandorn with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.606 billion Achiotopian Eagle Islesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underground Eagle City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Achiotopian Eagle Islesian economy, worth a remarkable 5,528 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 521,239 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The only science is political science, the world still seems flat to some people in space, populations of two-headed Eagles have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, and tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Achiotopian Eagle Isles's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Achiotopian Eagle Isles is ranked 11,402nd in the world and 64th in 10000 Islands for Most Authoritarian, with 3,827.58 milliStalins.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 57thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 58thHighest Poor Incomes: 59thMost Secular: 71stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 72ndMost Corrupt Governments: 72ndMost Advanced Public Education: 81stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 92ndLowest Crime Rates: 182ndLargest Black Market: 186thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 190thMost Advanced Public Transport: 193rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 222ndLargest Governments: 235thHighest Average Incomes: 244thLargest Information Technology Sector: 254thLargest Welfare Programs: 289thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 292ndMost Subsidized Industry: 323rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 347thSmartest Citizens: 1,316thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,363rdHighest Economic Output: 1,559thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,138thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,589thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,295thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,421stHealthiest Citizens: 3,866thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,694thNudest: 6,195thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,740thMost Stationary: 7,896thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 11,402ndMost Developed: 12,373rdMost Influential: 13,861stMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,078thMost Inclusive: 17,921stMost Conservative: 18,347thMost Income Equality: 18,571st
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 26th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 46th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 47th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 49th in the regionNudest: 59th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 61st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 64th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 65th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 67th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 74th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 84th in the regionMost Conservative: 90th in the regionMost Extreme: 110th in the regionMost Income Equality: 114th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 125th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopian Eagle Isles, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopian Eagle Isles, populations of two-headed Eagles have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopian Eagle Isles, the world still seems flat to some people in space.
  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopian Eagle Isles, the only science is political science.
  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopian Eagle Isles, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopian Eagle Isles, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.
  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopian Eagle Isles, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopian Eagle Isles, the citizenship exam requires years of study to actually pass.
  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopian Eagle Isles, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopian Eagle Isles, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.

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