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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 45thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 47thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 51st
The Military Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Unity through strength
Brandorn
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Achiotopian Eagle Isles

Population8.935 billion

CapitalUnderground Eagle City
LeaderBrandorn

CurrencyEuro
AnimalEagle

The Military Dictatorship of Achiotopian Eagle Isles is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Brandorn with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.935 billion Achiotopian Eagle Islesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Underground Eagle City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Achiotopian Eagle Islesian economy, worth a remarkable 4,491 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 502,659 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters, political activists are routinely executed, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness, and the government funds large training centres to turn Eagles into functioning members of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Achiotopian Eagle Isles's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Achiotopian Eagle Isles is ranked 45th in the world and 2nd in 10000 Islands for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 25,422.76 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 45thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 47thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 51stMost Advanced Public Education: 64thMost Corrupt Governments: 81stMost Secular: 96thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 99thMost Advanced Public Transport: 137thLowest Crime Rates: 188thHighest Poor Incomes: 204thLargest Black Market: 212thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 214thHighest Average Tax Rates: 216thLargest Governments: 234thMost Subsidized Industry: 237thLargest Information Technology Sector: 246thLargest Welfare Programs: 248thHighest Average Incomes: 256thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 376thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 414thSmartest Citizens: 1,334thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,424thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 1,913thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,288thMost Efficient Economies: 2,370thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,072ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,575thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,633rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,828thNudest: 4,460thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,176thMost Stationary: 8,598thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 11,167thMost Authoritarian: 11,915thMost Developed: 11,929thMost Influential: 12,246th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 35th in the regionNudest: 41st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 43rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 43rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 50th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 52nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 56th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 67th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 74th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 83rd in the regionMost Stationary: 89th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Achiotopian Eagle Isles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopian Eagle Isles, the government funds large training centres to turn Eagles into functioning members of society.
  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopian Eagle Isles, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.
  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopian Eagle Isles, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopian Eagle Isles, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters.
  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopian Eagle Isles, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopian Eagle Isles, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs.
  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopian Eagle Isles, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopian Eagle Isles, The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony.
  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopian Eagle Isles, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road.

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