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Healthiest Citizens: 8th Most Influential: 10th Most Developed: 22nd
The Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
All your bodies are belong to us!
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Republic of Achiotopia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Achilleus with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 21.425 billion Achiotopians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Achiopolis. The average income tax rate is 59.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Achiotopian economy, worth a remarkable 6,667 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 311,199 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and Achiopolis spends billions upgrading public transport. Crime is totally unknown. Achiotopia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Achiotopia is ranked 91,462nd in the world and 652nd in 10000 Islands for Most Authoritarian, with 0.14 Stalins.

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Healthiest Citizens: 8thMost Influential: 10thMost Developed: 22ndBest Weather: 24thLongest Average Lifespans: 38thLargest Information Technology Sector: 95thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 116thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 124thMost Beautiful Environments: 125thSmartest Citizens: 143rdMost Rebellious Youth: 147thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 182ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 184thLeast Corrupt Governments: 270thNicest Citizens: 293rdMost Pacifist: 300thMost Scientifically Advanced: 300thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 341stMost Secular: 356thMost Efficient Economies: 424thHighest Poor Incomes: 454thMost Stationary: 472ndMost Inclusive: 553rdHighest Economic Output: 577thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 628thSafest: 634thHighest Average Incomes: 1,034thLowest Crime Rates: 1,293rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,323rdMost Cultured: 1,449thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,828thLargest Populations: 3,104thLargest Governments: 3,820thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,002ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,312thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,208thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,534thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9,111th
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Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Pacifist: 9th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 12th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 13th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Inclusive: 18th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionLargest Populations: 26th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 31st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 37th in the regionMost Cultured: 37th in the regionLargest Governments: 60th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 75th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 79th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 87th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 105th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 106th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopia, Achiopolis spends billions upgrading public transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopia, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopia, postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation.
  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopia, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopia, Achiotopians refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns.
  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopia, Achilleus's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopia, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopia, much of Achiotopia's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in Achiotopia, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
  • : Achiotopia endorsed The Free Land of Hassau.

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