The Holy Commonwealth of Achievement Hunters is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Didact with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 8.823 billion Progenitors are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ecumene. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Achievement Huntersian economy, worth a remarkable 1,591 trillion chievoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry. Average income is an impressive 180,399 chievoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, foreign policy is mostly just to smile and hope for the best, and police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Achievement Hunters's national animal is the pangolin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Mantle of Responsibility.

Achievement Hunters is ranked 241,345^th in the world and 229^th in The Free Nations Region for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -8.17 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.