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Lowest Crime Rates: 5th Highest Average Tax Rates: 12th Largest Governments: 15th
The Glittering United States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Fear Zeus
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Glittering United States of Achaian is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Rupert with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 28.192 billion Achaianians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hectoricia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The Achaianian economy, worth a remarkable 8,971 trillion platinum stones a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 318,227 platinum stones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all, and citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Achaian's national animal is the black cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Achaian is ranked 151,643rd in the world and 4,507th in Osiris for Highest Crime Rates, with 0.96 Crimes Per Hour.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 5thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12thLargest Governments: 15thSafest: 22ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23rdMost Cultured: 30thHealthiest Citizens: 31stSmartest Citizens: 40thLargest Welfare Programs: 52ndLongest Average Lifespans: 96thMost Cheerful Citizens: 99thMost Advanced Public Transport: 105thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 111thMost Beautiful Environments: 129thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 145thNicest Citizens: 170thMost Advanced Public Education: 190thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 219thBest Weather: 278thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 289thMost Pacifist: 292ndHighest Economic Output: 296thMost Compassionate Citizens: 297thMost Inclusive: 375thHighest Poor Incomes: 398thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 645thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 950thHighest Average Incomes: 959thLargest Populations: 1,065thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,139thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,338thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,346thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,468thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,343rdMost Devout: 5,970thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,276thTop
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Most Stationary: 8,477thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,624thLargest Gambling Industry: 8,978th
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Smartest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23rd in the regionLargest Populations: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 30th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 39th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 52nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 58th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 61st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 79th in the regionMost Stationary: 95th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 169th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 237th in the regionMost Devout: 260th in the regionMost Influential: 278th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 334th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 361st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Achaian was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Achaian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Achaian's influence in Osiris fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Achaian's influence in Osiris rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Achaian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track.

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