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Lowest Crime Rates: 5th Highest Average Tax Rates: 15th Largest Governments: 17th
The Glittering United States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Fear Zeus
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Glittering United States of Achaian is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Rupert with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, rampant corporate plagiarism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 27.672 billion Achaianians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hectoricia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The Achaianian economy, worth a remarkable 8,806 trillion platinum stones a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 318,227 platinum stones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all, and citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Achaian's national animal is the black cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Achaian is ranked 46,878th in the world and 1,463rd in Osiris for Most Income Equality, scoring 50.82 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 5thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15thLargest Governments: 17thSafest: 23rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 24thMost Cultured: 29thHealthiest Citizens: 30thSmartest Citizens: 38thLargest Welfare Programs: 52ndLongest Average Lifespans: 82ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 98thMost Advanced Public Transport: 102ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 104thMost Beautiful Environments: 112thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 142ndNicest Citizens: 160thMost Advanced Public Education: 170thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 219thBest Weather: 258thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 267thMost Pacifist: 270thMost Compassionate Citizens: 272ndMost Inclusive: 287thHighest Economic Output: 303rdHighest Poor Incomes: 384thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 605thHighest Average Incomes: 946thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,058thLargest Populations: 1,081stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,168thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,302ndTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,294thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,527thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,443rdMost Devout: 6,275thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,978thTop
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Most Stationary: 9,109thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,600thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,120thMost Developed: 15,462ndMost Influential: 16,563rd
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Most Cultured: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 28th in the regionLargest Populations: 31st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 37th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 50th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 53rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 70th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 82nd in the regionMost Stationary: 101st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 155th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 205th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 265th in the regionMost Influential: 276th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 362nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 397th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Achaian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Achaian's influence in Osiris fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Achaian's influence in Osiris rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Achaian was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, subsidisation of Big Pharma has stopped many corporate executives from having to sell their second homes.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track.
  • : Following new legislation in Achaian, dictionary sales have hit an all-time high.

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