by Max Barry

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Most Pacifist: 3,903rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,716thSafest: 5,145th
The United Nation of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way.
Lady Gaga
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.146 billion

CapitalFloral Harbour
LeaderLady Gaga
FaithUp to interpretation

CurrencyAcceelese Dollar

The United Nation of Acceel is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lady Gaga with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.146 billion Acceelese people love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Floral Harbour. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Acceelese economy, worth 198 trillion Acceelese Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming and Information Technology. Average income is 62,973 Acceelese Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lady Gaga is considering changing the Acceelese flag to one with more glitter, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time, Lady Gaga is frequently seen begging critics to stop insulting the government, and politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Acceel's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Up to interpretation.

Acceel is ranked 19,919th in the world and 75th in The Free Nations Region for Smartest Citizens, with 62.67 quips per hour.

Most Pacifist: 3,903rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,716thSafest: 5,145thMost Influential: 5,496thBest Weather: 5,575thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,864thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,041stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,275thMost Inclusive: 6,442ndNicest Citizens: 6,708thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,906thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,673rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,150thHighest Food Quality: 8,853rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,468thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,588thHealthiest Citizens: 10,275thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,034thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,467thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,935thMost Cultured: 13,390thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 13,535thMost Income Equality: 15,413thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,719thMost Secular: 18,955thSmartest Citizens: 19,919thLowest Crime Rates: 20,051stLargest Governments: 20,962ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,131st
Most Pacifist: 14th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16th in the regionMost Income Equality: 16th in the regionBest Weather: 16th in the regionSafest: 17th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 21st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 21st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 28th in the regionMost Inclusive: 29th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 32nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 32nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 35th in the region

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