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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,880thMost Devout: 16,677thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,323rd
The Yascelist Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Thank God for our Prophet Gaheemiah!
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population675 million


AnimalAcaian Deer

The Yascelist Empire of Acai is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 675 million Acaish Scandinavians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government prioritizes Spirituality, although Education, Welfare, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Industry and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Euterpo. The average income tax rate is 17.9%.

The Acaian economy, worth 31.9 trillion AKCS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,301 AKCS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Patriotic parents remind their children to drink plenty of water, endocrinology is a rapidly growing field of study, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, and politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Acai's national animal is the Acaian Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Acai is ranked 73,901st in the world and 3,907th in The North Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 3.3 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,880thMost Devout: 16,677thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,323rd
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 662nd in the regionMost Devout: 743rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,033rd in the region

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