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Rudest Citizens: 2,774thLargest Retail Industry: 3,164thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,293rd
The Armed Republic of
Capitalist Paradise
It is better to be alone than in bad company
George Washington
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Abyssiniaville

Population2.779 billion

CapitalJefferson
LeaderGeorge Washington

Currencyluis
Animalhoney badger

The Armed Republic of Abyssiniaville is a massive, safe nation, ruled by George Washington with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.779 billion Abyssiniavillagers are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jefferson. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The thriving Abyssiniavillean economy, worth 313 trillion luis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 112,670 luis, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 396,024 per year while the poor average 23,231, a ratio of 17.0 to 1.

Every fourth child is born with flippers instead of hands, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag, and small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Abyssiniavillean sovereign territory. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Abyssiniaville's national animal is the honey badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Abyssiniaville is ranked 85,698th in the world and 112th in The Western Isles for Largest Governments, scoring 14.25 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 2,774thLargest Retail Industry: 3,164thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,293rdFattest Citizens: 3,314thLargest Mining Sector: 3,490thMost Armed: 3,962ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,185thMost Devout: 4,792ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,521stLargest Gambling Industry: 5,764thMost Avoided: 6,451stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,123rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,590thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,874thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,220thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,354thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,384thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 18,610thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,486thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,261st
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Largest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 12th in the regionMost Armed: 13th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 14th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Abyssiniaville was endorsed by The Kingdom of Van Demons Land Tasmania.
  • : Abyssiniaville was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Abyssiniaville, small patches of desolate land across the world are part of Abyssiniavillean sovereign territory.
  • : Following new legislation in Abyssiniaville, the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag.
  • : Following new legislation in Abyssiniaville, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Abyssiniaville, every fourth child is born with flippers instead of hands.
  • : Following new legislation in Abyssiniaville, the urinary fragrance of seedier establishments is thankfully hidden by the smell of stale smoke.
  • : Abyssiniaville voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Audioslavia".
  • : Abyssiniaville voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Data Protection Accord"".
  • : Abyssiniaville was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.

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