The Republic of Abydozz is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Teal'c with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, digital currency, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 1.214 billion Abydozzians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abydos. The average income tax rate is 69.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Abydozzian economy, worth 145 trillion Metos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 119,586 Metos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, and consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abydozz's national animal is the Draconus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goa'uld.

Abydozz is ranked 21,205^th in the world and 507^th in the Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 60.36 quips per hour.