Most Scientifically Advanced: 6th Highest Economic Output: 8th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9th
The Holiest Flavor of
Corporate Police State
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.741 billion ABU AMMARians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paprika. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ABU AMMARian economy, worth an astonishing 26,836 trillion corn chips a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 872,975 corn chips, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,515,624 per year while the poor average 91,688, a ratio of 49.2 to 1.

Randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export, organ donation is compulsory, and police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold plated handcuffs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. ABU AMMAR's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

ABU AMMAR is ranked 162,904th in the world and 4th in Holy Lands for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -57.45 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 6thHighest Economic Output: 8thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14thHighest Average Incomes: 15thLargest Populations: 16thLowest Crime Rates: 21stLargest Mining Sector: 22ndLargest Insurance Industry: 22ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 24thFattest Citizens: 24thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 38thLargest Governments: 48thMost Stationary: 53rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 55thMost Avoided: 55thSafest: 64thLargest Information Technology Sector: 82ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 83rdLargest Retail Industry: 89thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 117thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 128thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 139thMost Corrupt Governments: 141stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 141stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 141stLargest Agricultural Sector: 199thMost Subsidized Industry: 264thRudest Citizens: 423rdSmartest Citizens: 623rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 968thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,396thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,949thMost Influential: 3,546thLargest Black Market: 4,103rdLargest Publishing Industry: 4,215thMost Cultured: 4,774thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,152ndTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 9,538thMost Extreme: 12,485thMost Pro-Market: 14,454th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold plated handcuffs.
  • : Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export.
  • : Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job.
  • : Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • : Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, Paprika is a police state during international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the country is preparing for war.
  • : Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace.

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