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Most Scientifically Advanced: 7th Highest Economic Output: 8th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 8th
The Holiest Flavor of
Corporate Police State
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The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, zero percent divorce rate, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.954 billion ABU AMMARians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paprika. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ABU AMMARian economy, worth an astonishing 27,102 trillion corn chips a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 875,586 corn chips, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,360,552 per year while the poor average 99,223, a ratio of 43.9 to 1.

Birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. ABU AMMAR's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

ABU AMMAR is ranked 145th in the world and 1st in Holy Lands for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 16,872.88 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 7thHighest Economic Output: 8thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9thHighest Average Incomes: 15thLargest Populations: 16thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17thLowest Crime Rates: 20thLargest Insurance Industry: 22ndFattest Citizens: 24thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24thLargest Mining Sector: 26thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 33rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 45thMost Stationary: 46thLargest Governments: 47thMost Avoided: 58thSafest: 60thLargest Information Technology Sector: 85thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 86thLargest Retail Industry: 98thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 112thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 122ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 122ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 143rdMost Corrupt Governments: 143rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 145thLargest Agricultural Sector: 203rdMost Subsidized Industry: 209thRudest Citizens: 318thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 529thSmartest Citizens: 611thLargest Gambling Industry: 995thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,825thLargest Black Market: 3,188thMost Influential: 3,624thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,985thMost Cultured: 4,775thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,642ndTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,922ndMost Extreme: 14,150thMost Pro-Market: 16,817th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • : Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare.
  • : Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • : Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied llama.
  • : Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Paprika.
  • : Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, protests are prohibited from blocking traffic.
  • : Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.

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