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Highest Disposable Incomes: 3rdMost Patriotic: 5thHighest Economic Output: 6th
The Holiest Flavor of
Father Knows Best State
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Influence
Hegemony
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

ABU AMMAR

Population40.417 billion

CapitalPaprika
LeaderLeader

Currencycorn chip
Animalllama

The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMAR is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, compulsory military service, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 40.417 billion ABU AMMARians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paprika. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ABU AMMARian economy, worth an astonishing 38,244 trillion corn chips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 946,248 corn chips, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, military spending recently hit a new high, and new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. ABU AMMAR's national animal is the llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

ABU AMMAR is ranked 230,833rd in the world and 2nd in Holy Lands for Most Primitive, scoring -1633.55 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Highest Disposable Incomes: 3rdMost Patriotic: 5thHighest Economic Output: 6thMost Efficient Economies: 6thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10thHighest Average Incomes: 13thLargest Populations: 18thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18thLargest Insurance Industry: 23rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27thLargest Mining Sector: 28thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 32ndMost Stationary: 36thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 38thHighest Poor Incomes: 41stFattest Citizens: 51stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 53rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 66thLargest Agricultural Sector: 78thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 81stMost Armed: 145thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 156thLargest Governments: 165thMost Avoided: 182ndLargest Gambling Industry: 183rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 208thMost Corrupt Governments: 297thLowest Crime Rates: 342ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 353rdMost Subsidized Industry: 371stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 485thLargest Black Market: 659thLargest Retail Industry: 751stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 902ndSmartest Citizens: 944thRudest Citizens: 1,582ndTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 3,946thMost Cultured: 4,767thMost Influential: 5,897thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,375thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,125thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,436thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,804th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes.
  • : ABU AMMAR was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, military spending recently hit a new high.
  • : Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
  • : Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • : ABU AMMAR's influence in Holy Lands fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Following new legislation in ABU AMMAR, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
  • : ABU AMMAR's influence in Holy Lands rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • : ABU AMMAR's influence in Holy Lands fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : ABU AMMAR's influence in Holy Lands rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".

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