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Safest: 95thLowest Crime Rates: 173rdMost Developed: 182nd
The People's Socialist Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Where there lives a worker there lives a nation
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Absolutus

Population10.386 billion

CapitalAntro

CurrencyAbsolutian Stamp
AnimalToucan

The People's Socialist Republic of Absolutus is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 10.386 billion Absolutians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antro. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolutian economy, worth a remarkable 3,716 trillion Absolutian Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 357,815 Absolutian Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Absolutus, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, to say that military robots are inclined towards violence is offensive, and many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolutus's national animal is the Toucan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Absolutus is ranked 207,680th in the world and 1st in Independent Powers of the New Earth for Most Primitive, scoring -1108.11 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Safest: 95thLowest Crime Rates: 173rdMost Developed: 182ndLongest Average Lifespans: 202ndLargest Governments: 204thHighest Average Tax Rates: 206thHighest Poor Incomes: 217thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 262ndMost Secular: 270thHealthiest Citizens: 288thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 289thSmartest Citizens: 342ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 370thMost Beautiful Environments: 413thMost Scientifically Advanced: 459thBest Weather: 473rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 506thMost Advanced Public Education: 541stMost Efficient Economies: 626thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 709thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 759thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 882ndMost Cultured: 925thLargest Publishing Industry: 939thLeast Corrupt Governments: 991stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,034thHighest Average Incomes: 1,108thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,389thMost Inclusive: 1,612thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,017thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,338thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,496thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,851stHighest Economic Output: 3,024thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,098thRudest Citizens: 3,546thMost Stationary: 8,153rdMost Income Equality: 9,448thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 10,493rdMost Influential: 13,739th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Absolutus, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolutus, to say that military robots are inclined towards violence is offensive.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolutus, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
  • : Absolutus's influence in Independent Powers of the New Earth rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".
  • : Following new legislation in Absolutus, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Absolutus.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolutus, high-tech infantry rifles automatically reload when the soldier shoots outside the screen of their helmet HUD.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolutus, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolutus, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolutus, motorcycle riders are required to wear so much gear they've been nicknamed "Stay Pufts".
  • : Following new legislation in Absolutus, school football matches are usually five-a-side.

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