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Most Secular: 87th Safest: 103rd Lowest Crime Rates: 182nd
The People's Socialist Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Where there lives a worker there lives a nation
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Absolutus

Population8.068 billion

CapitalAntro
LeaderThe Supreme Federal Worker's Council

CurrencyAbsolutian Stamp
AnimalToucan

The People's Socialist Republic of Absolutus is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Supreme Federal Worker's Council with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, democratic, cheerful population of 8.068 billion Absolutians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antro. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolutian economy, worth a remarkable 2,763 trillion Absolutian Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 342,476 Absolutian Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, only adults may purchase violent video games, and crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolutus's national animal is the Toucan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Absolutus is ranked 90,269th in the world and 2nd in Independent Powers of the New Earth for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 52.57 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most Secular: 87thSafest: 103rdLowest Crime Rates: 182ndHighest Poor Incomes: 201stHighest Average Tax Rates: 219thLargest Governments: 225thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 279thMost Developed: 297thHealthiest Citizens: 316thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 326thLongest Average Lifespans: 356thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 361stSmartest Citizens: 369thMost Beautiful Environments: 463rdBest Weather: 507thMost Advanced Public Education: 542ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 560thMost Scientifically Advanced: 565thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 596thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 754thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 805thMost Subsidized Industry: 811thLargest Publishing Industry: 921stLeast Corrupt Governments: 952ndMost Cultured: 968thHighest Average Incomes: 1,022ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,455thMost Inclusive: 1,503rdTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,534thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,844thRudest Citizens: 2,291stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,641stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,070thHighest Economic Output: 3,725thMost Efficient Economies: 5,137thTop
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Most Stationary: 9,382ndMost Income Equality: 9,679thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,418thMost Influential: 12,793rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Absolutus, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolutus, only adults may purchase violent video games.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolutus, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolutus, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolutus, The Supreme Federal Worker's Council's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolutus, dark net forums trade the encryption keys to immortality.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolutus, Absolutus is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolutus, the election for The Supreme Federal Worker's Council's office's janitor is heating up.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolutus, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolutus, the justice of Absolutus is considered superior to that of other nations.

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