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Healthiest Citizens: 2,619th Best Weather: 2,655th Most Inclusive: 3,546th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Unity, Discipline, Work
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Absolute Communism8

Population3.246 billion

Currencypound
Animalparrot

The Republic of Absolute Communism8 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 3.246 billion Absolute Communism8ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute Communism8ian economy, worth 370 trillion pounds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 114,120 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government snoops on private internet connections, lending firms are subject to strict government regulations, Absolute Communism8's fine wines are renowned throughout the region, and beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute Communism8's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Absolute Communism8 is ranked 22,101st in the world and 2nd in Groland for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,730.17 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Healthiest Citizens: 2,619thBest Weather: 2,655thMost Inclusive: 3,546thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,077thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,411thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,790thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,352ndMost Developed: 5,747thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,126thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,348thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,950thMost Efficient Economies: 8,109thNicest Citizens: 8,278thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 8,784thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,566thLowest Crime Rates: 9,805thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,951stSmartest Citizens: 10,656thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,649thLargest Governments: 12,244thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,404thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,730thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,236th
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Most Average: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism8, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism8, Absolute Communism8's fine wines are renowned throughout the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism8, lending firms are subject to strict government regulations.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism8, the government snoops on private internet connections.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism8, sentient AIs face their watery graves with a fixed smile.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism8, getting an autograph has become harder than ever.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism8, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism8, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism8, ten-year-olds regularly found their own political parties.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute Communism8, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Absolute Communism8 to be bombproof.

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