The Theocracy of Absolute communism285 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its closed borders, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.572 billion Absolute communism285ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism285ian economy, worth 867 trillion Yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,638 Yen, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 452,049 per year while the poor average 42,415, a ratio of 10.7 to 1.

Absolute communism285ian dissenters are begging human rights groups to ignore them, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy, and the news is showing footage of Leader bullying an old man to the point of tears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism285's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Absolute communism285 is ranked 291,597^th in the world and 11,457^th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -238.47 on the Scary Big Number Scale.