Population | 4.18 billion |
Currency | Yen |
Animal | Wolf |
The Colony of Absolute communism262 is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.18 billion Absolute communism262ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism262ian economy, worth 655 trillion Yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 156,830 Yen, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.
Frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto, and Absolute communism262 has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism262's national animal is the Wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Absolute communism262 is ranked 112,187th in the world and 1,756th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 354.70916187488 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism262, Absolute communism262 has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism262, troops are either deafened by gunfire or a hysterical voice screaming the Party manifesto.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism262, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism262, frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism262, office thieves tell their employers kleptomania is a pregnancy symptom.
- : Absolute communism262 was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism262, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism262, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism262, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
- : Absolute communism262 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.