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Most Armed: 3,787thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,884thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,867th
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Forward unto the dawn
Influence
Sprat
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Absolute communism187

Population4.432 billion

CurrencyLatinum
AnimalPython

The Holy Empire of Absolute communism187 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.432 billion Absolute communism187ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism187ian economy, worth 710 trillion Latinums a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 160,246 Latinums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 556,425 per year while the poor average 33,661, a ratio of 16.5 to 1.

Luxury brands target their advertising at the unemployed and homeless, chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Absolute communism187ians, and phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism187's national animal is the Python, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Absolute communism187 is ranked 111,773rd in the world and 1,673rd in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 355.71993206132 days.

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Most Armed: 3,787thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,884thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,867thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,043rdMost Patriotic: 7,664thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,935thHealthiest Citizens: 12,470thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,755thMost Devout: 13,476thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 15,490thMost Developed: 16,432ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,787thLowest Crime Rates: 17,207thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,764thLargest Black Market: 17,821stMost Efficient Economies: 17,846thHighest Average Incomes: 18,758thBest Weather: 19,672ndLargest Governments: 21,065thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,080thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,160thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,440thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,154thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28,741st
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Most Armed: 252nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 422nd in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 562nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 599th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 653rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 687th in the regionMost Devout: 776th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 806th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 841st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 880th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 932nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 976th in the regionMost Developed: 982nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 999th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism187, phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism187, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Absolute communism187ians.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism187, chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism187, luxury brands target their advertising at the unemployed and homeless.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism187, fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism187, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism187, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism187, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism187, victims of limb-mauling industrial accidents are told to keep working with their remaining hand.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolute communism187, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades.

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