Population | 5.922 billion |
Currency | Credit |
Animal | Cow |
The Dictatorship of Absolute communism126 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.922 billion Absolute communism126ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism126ian economy, worth 997 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 168,480 Credits, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 478,275 per year while the poor average 47,405, a ratio of 10.1 to 1.
Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, Absolute communism126 City University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel, APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps, and lending money has become a major liability. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism126's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Absolute communism126 is ranked 54,570th in the world and 2,475th in Osiris for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 4,563.63 on the Hickory Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism126, lending money has become a major liability.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism126, APCs on school runs disgorge kids via assault ramps.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism126, Absolute communism126 City University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism126, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
- : Absolute communism126 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism126, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism126, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism126, the average video game can be completed over lunch break.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism126, vets have been drafted in to help "fix" those who fail the parental license exam.
- : Following new legislation in Absolute communism126, sex changes are routinely performed at Absolute communism126's hospitals.