The Disputed Territories of Absolute communism125 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.579 billion Absolute communism125ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 61.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Absolute communism125ian economy, worth 846 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 184,936 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government is paving paradises to put up parking lots, government officials frown on anything more technologically advanced than an abacus, farmers sing lullabies to soothe their livestock to sleep, and military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolute communism125's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Absolute communism125 is ranked 24,465^th in the world and 1,585^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 86.34 law-abiding acts per hour.