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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,009thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,453rdHealthiest Citizens: 4,253rd
The Lesbian Waifu Imperium of
Corrupt Dictatorship
How far will you go for Absolon?
Lord Bismarck
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Absolon-7

Population11.204 billion

CapitalBerlin
LeaderLord Bismarck
FaithWaifuism

Currencywaifu coins
AnimalMoose

The Lesbian Waifu Imperium of Absolon-7 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Bismarck with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 11.204 billion Absols are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Absolen economy, worth a remarkable 1,556 trillion waifu coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 138,945 waifu coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, and pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolon-7's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Waifuism.

Absolon-7 is ranked 4,253rd in the world and 1st in The Absalom Realm for Healthiest Citizens, with 19.47 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,009thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3,453rdHealthiest Citizens: 4,253rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,561stNicest Citizens: 4,572ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,736thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,097thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,104thMost Developed: 6,991stHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,085thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,571stLargest Governments: 7,843rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,976thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,114thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,416thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,429thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8,464thBest Weather: 8,622ndMost Advanced Public Education: 8,696thMost Cultured: 8,810thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,815thMost Pacifist: 8,987thSafest: 9,746thHighest Economic Output: 9,931stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,436thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 11,448thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,460thSmartest Citizens: 11,876thMost Efficient Economies: 12,097thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,851stMost Beautiful Environments: 13,088thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,425thLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,384thMost Secular: 15,339thHighest Average Incomes: 16,275thMost Stationary: 19,335thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,157thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,006thMost Influential: 21,292ndLargest Populations: 21,429thLargest Welfare Programs: 21,687thMost Authoritarian: 22,109th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Absolon-7 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Absolon-7 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Absolon-7 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Absolon-7 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Absolon-7 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolon-7, pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolon-7, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolon-7, movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolon-7, blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolon-7, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch.

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