The Dominion of Absolon-7 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kaiser with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 8.4 billion Absols are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blackacre. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Absolen economy, worth 612 trillion zenis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 72,882 zenis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kaiser's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints, and the nation has always been at war with Moltovea. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolon-7's national animal is the Gorgonops, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Absolon-7 is ranked 4,440^th in the world and 1^st in The Absalom Realm for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 8,996.17 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.