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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,999thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,726thLowest Crime Rates: 4,743rd
The Socialist Republic of
Father Knows Best State
How far will you go for Absolon?
Supreme Commissar Heraclius
Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Absolon-7

Population15.483 billion

CapitalAbsolon
LeaderSupreme Commissar Heraclius
FaithWaifuism

Currencywaifu coins
AnimalMoose

The Socialist Republic of Absolon-7 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Supreme Commissar Heraclius with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 15.483 billion Absols are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Absolon. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Absolen economy, worth a remarkable 2,231 trillion waifu coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 144,117 waifu coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, and fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolon-7's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Waifuism.

Absolon-7 is ranked 36,816th in the world and 1st in The Absalom Realm for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with zero valid endorsements.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,999thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,726thLowest Crime Rates: 4,743rdHealthiest Citizens: 4,744thNicest Citizens: 4,865thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,559thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,658thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,913thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,131stMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,674thMost Developed: 7,684thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,768thMost Cultured: 8,158thLargest Governments: 8,265thHighest Economic Output: 8,367thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,794thSafest: 8,918thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,144thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,611thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,072ndBest Weather: 10,371stMost Efficient Economies: 11,424thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,969thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,022ndMost Pacifist: 12,119thSmartest Citizens: 12,396thHighest Food Quality: 12,720thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,293rdTop
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Most Stationary: 13,620thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,144thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,377thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,282ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,583rdMost Secular: 15,745thMost Influential: 16,068thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,302ndHighest Average Incomes: 16,796thMost Patriotic: 18,103rdLargest Populations: 18,862ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,833rdMost Corrupt Governments: 23,687th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Absolon-7 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolon-7, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
  • : Following new legislation in Absolon-7, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolon-7, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour.
  • : Following new legislation in Absolon-7, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies".
  • : Absolon-7 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Absolon-7 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Absolon-7 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Absolon-7 published "r/PoliticalCompassMemes Worldbuilding Project WIP" (Meta: Reference).
  • : Absolon-7 published "My Political Tests" (Meta: Reference).

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