The Lesbian Waifu Imperium of Absolon-7 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Bismarck with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 11.204 billion Absols are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Absolen economy, worth a remarkable 1,556 trillion waifu coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 138,945 waifu coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Blind dates reemerge as a necessary evil in the quest for love, movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash, and pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Absolon-7's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Waifuism.

Absolon-7 is ranked 4,253^rd in the world and 1^st in The Absalom Realm for Healthiest Citizens, with 19.47 Bananas Ingested Per Day.