Population | 15.426 billion |
Capital | Katwa |
Leader | Lord Havelock Vetinari |
Faith | Offler the Crocodile god |
Currency | Boomerang |
Animal | Giant Sloth |
The Zombie Free Nomadic Peoples of Aboriginal Brexan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Havelock Vetinari with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, vat-grown people, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 15.426 billion Aboriginal Brexanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Katwa. The average income tax rate is 5.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Aboriginal Brexanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,275 trillion Boomerangs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 536,476 Boomerangs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside, lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, and people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Aboriginal Brexan's national animal is the Giant Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Offler the Crocodile god.
Aboriginal Brexan is ranked 11,981st in the world and 5th in The Remote Highlands for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 6,460.59 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.
National Happenings
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Aboriginal Brexan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Most Compassionate Citizens.
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Aboriginal Brexan, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
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Aboriginal Brexan, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
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Aboriginal Brexan, lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies.
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Aboriginal Brexan, excited shovel-bearing geeks wander the countryside.
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Aboriginal Brexan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
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Aboriginal Brexan, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Lord Havelock Vetinari to meetings with foreign heads of state.
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Aboriginal Brexan, big game hunters travel to Aboriginal Brexan to try their hand at shark-shooting.
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Aboriginal Brexan, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.
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Aboriginal Brexan, citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns.