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Rudest Citizens: 46thMost Scientifically Advanced: 124thMost Armed: 146th
The Zombie Free Nomadic Peoples of
Anarchy
Don't let me detain you
Lord Havelock Vetinari
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Corrupted

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Aboriginal Brexan

Population10.031 billion

CapitalKatwa
LeaderLord Havelock Vetinari
FaithOffler the Crocodile god

CurrencyBoomerang
AnimalGiant Sloth

The Zombie Free Nomadic Peoples of Aboriginal Brexan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lord Havelock Vetinari with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 10.031 billion Aboriginal Brexanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Katwa. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Aboriginal Brexanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,416 trillion Boomerangs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 440,305 Boomerangs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit, autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum, nations that kill an Aboriginal Brexanian can expect a strongly worded letter, and East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of Aboriginal Brexan. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Aboriginal Brexan's national animal is the Giant Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Offler the Crocodile god.

Aboriginal Brexan is ranked 23,060th in the world and 9th in The Remote Highlands for Most Extreme, scoring 37.25 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 46thMost Scientifically Advanced: 124thMost Armed: 146thHighest Crime Rates: 171stHighest Disposable Incomes: 176thLargest Agricultural Sector: 252ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 287thLargest Retail Industry: 308thLargest Information Technology Sector: 309thMost Rebellious Youth: 309thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 322ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 378thMost Inclusive: 419thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 471stHighest Average Incomes: 525thMost Efficient Economies: 563rdFattest Citizens: 574thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 747thHighest Poor Incomes: 754thSmartest Citizens: 786thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,223rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,432ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,451stMost Secular: 1,558thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,647thMost Politically Free: 1,677thHighest Drug Use: 1,707thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,078thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,186thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,542ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,333rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,346thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,601stMost Cultured: 3,913thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,484thLargest Governments: 5,700thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,974thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,616thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,868thLargest Black Market: 8,297thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,488thMost Stationary: 9,853rdNudest: 10,013thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,350thMost Influential: 13,909thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,970thLargest Insurance Industry: 18,410thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,286thMost Extreme: 23,060thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,223rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 24,510th
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Most Income Equality: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Aboriginal Brexan, East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of Aboriginal Brexan.
  • : Following new legislation in Aboriginal Brexan, nations that kill an Aboriginal Brexanian can expect a strongly worded letter.
  • : Following new legislation in Aboriginal Brexan, autumn landscape paintings feature men stripping leaves from bare branches with a vacuum.
  • : Following new legislation in Aboriginal Brexan, anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit.
  • : Following new legislation in Aboriginal Brexan, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
  • : Following new legislation in Aboriginal Brexan, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.
  • : Following new legislation in Aboriginal Brexan, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Aboriginal Brexan, Lord Havelock Vetinari's used car is held together by bumper stickers that support the opposition.
  • : Following new legislation in Aboriginal Brexan, major boxing matches are held in government buildings.
  • : Aboriginal Brexan was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Anarchy".

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