The Community of Abolish Cavirfi is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 664 million Abolish Cavirfi are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 50.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Abolish Cavirfi economy, worth 23.6 trillion Universal Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,484 Universal Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, nose plugs are the latest Abolish Cavirfi fashion accessory, and the single fish caught by Abolish Cavirfi fishers last year is cited as evidence of Abolish Cavirfi's thriving fisheries. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abolish Cavirfi's national animal is the Whole World's Fauna, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Abolish Cavirfi is ranked 27,436^th in the world and 1^st in Union of NGOs and Protest Movements for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.91 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.