The United Kingdom of Abject Pigeon is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Pigeon population. The hard-working population of 1.064 billion Abject Pigeonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 14.5%.

The Abject Pigeonian economy, worth 51.7 trillion Feathers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 48,597 Feathers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abject Pigeon's national animal is the Pigeon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Abject Pigeon is ranked 221,201^st in the world and 1,396^th in The Allied Nations of Egalaria for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -7.75 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.